Tuesday, August 9

Whatever happened to predictability?

We're sitting here watching our fourth straight episode of 'The Cosby Show.' Now anyone who has been paying any attention knows that I love me some Cosby show. And anyone who has read my secret diary knows that I really, really love young Olivia. She's just too precious for words -- sharp as a button and cute as a knife. Anyhow, it reminds of a convo I had earlier today with T-Dubs.

If I recall correctly, I told young T-Dubs that I was looking for some inspiration. So he started singing the theme song to "Full House." And that got me wondering about Stephanie. I'm not gonna pretend that she was especially endearing back then. And I'm not saying she was even a cute kid. But I saw something then... I just sorta kinda had a feeling... I just knew she'd turn out to be hot.

I had no evidence this afternoon, but I felt comfortable stating that young Stephanie turned out to be the hottest of Danny Tanner's young daughters. T-Dubs quickly threw his support behind D.J. (It should be noted that D.J.'s room featured the same Paula Abdul poster that hung in my bedroom in the early 1990s.)

Some quick Internet research reveals a recent photograph of all the Tanner girls: both Michelles, Stephanie and D.J. (Photo is from www.jodiesweetin.net). T-Dubs still says that D.J. is the hottest. I am overflowing with pride right now, feeling completely confident that my prophecy had come true: Stephanie did, in fact, grow up to be the hottest.

I'll let you decide, though. If you had to pick one, which do you prefer?


From left to right: Michelle, Stephanie, Stephanie's partially-opened shirt, D.J. and Michelle.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

if not for the 80's hair there, DJ would by far be hotter. no doubt.

1:54 AM

 
Anonymous AC said...

Not only is Stephanie not the hottest, she's also the least hot of them all. Acutally, I just got a look at the Michelles' "arms." Michelles is the least hot, but only because both her bodies been ravaged by cocaine and anorexia. Were it not for her downfall, the ranking would be: Michelles, D.J., Horse face.

2:00 AM

 
Blogger Twistinado said...

i really cant figure u white dudes out. how r any of these girls hot?

Carter, how could u not pounce on the fact that rick had a paula abdul poster?

5:20 AM

 
Blogger JimmyD said...

I'm just relived we left Kimmy Gibler out of this discussion.

9:50 AM

 
Blogger J said...

can we start a children's christian fund for the michelles? both those bitches need a sam'mich.

1:36 PM

 
Anonymous Kevin said...

Without a doubt, Stephanie.

BTW, welcome to Baltimore and The Sun. I'm glad you have a sense of humor. You're going to need it!

3:49 PM

 
Blogger Mr. Dojo Rising said...

Steph.

4:38 PM

 
Blogger blythe said...

I think what we need to focus on is the injustice of this show: Every single one of these Full House alumnae is more attractive than any male offering the show produced. D.J.'s longtime boyfriend, Steve? Yeah, right. And forget Uncle Jesse, Joey and Danny. Maybe Viper ... and who could forget the nepotistic (? sure. we'll go with it) cameos by teen heartthrob Kirk Cameron.

11:11 PM

 

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